{"id":7316,"date":"2011-03-29T08:55:08","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T12:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/?p=7316"},"modified":"2011-03-29T08:55:08","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T12:55:08","slug":"perry-blabs-on-and-on-and-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/2011\/03\/perry-blabs-on-and-on-and-on","title":{"rendered":"Perry Blabs On and On and On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now this is funny!\u00a0 The ultimate procrastinator, Perry Christie, says he will form a new cabinet &#8220;instantaneously&#8221; if (God help us) the Progressive  Liberal Party were to win the next election.<\/p>\n<p>This is funny for two reasons:<\/p>\n<p>1. because there is no way in Hell that the PLP will win the next election.\u00a0 Only the most criminally-minded of Bahamians would vote for a do-nothing party filled with crooks and charletans.<\/p>\n<p>2. Perry Chrsite can&#8217;t even decide which side of his mouth to talk out of, let alone choose Cabinet members in a quick decisive manner.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Christie, you will remember, took months to select the band of misfits he called his Cabinet after his election in 2002.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the hapless Christie says the preparation for, and selection of, cabinet ministers would be done &#8220;immediately&#8221; upon his election.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the dimwitted Christie did not say who he would select from among the bandits in his party, but he said members of parliament were &#8220;being observed.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now this is funny!  The ultimate procrastinator, Perry Christie, says he will form a new cabinet &#8220;instantaneously&#8221; if (God help us) the Progressive Liberal Party were to win the next election.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"facebook_10223285771444175_51037792744":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[93,60],"class_list":["post-7316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-corruption","tag-plp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bahamasb2b.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}